things i do (on purpose) to scare men away

4 thoughts on “things i do (on purpose) to scare men away”

  1. These are great!
    Two things I do:
    1. Pretend my ex boyfriend is a solider for Mossad and can sniff out any guy who is trying to talk to me. A few times, I’ve never heard from those guys again. (and then I give a slight shudder) – Even if the guy can tell I’m lying, they will deduce I’m too crazy and walk away…or ask “What’s Mossad?”

    2. Say I’m out on parole and give them the number to the halfway house I am staying at.

    P.S. I find myself reading your blog through Facebook. Love it 🙂 Keep it up!

    1. you’re hilarious!! yes, those would work (and they are slightly crazier than mine!) thanks for the encouragement!! hit the follow button for more regular updates. 🙂

  2. I have used the “i need to get pregnant now!” excuse to run men away before. it backfired on me once though. at that point, i just ran away.

    1. Lol!!! YES! of course it did. some terrible man must have been like, “it would be a blessing if you would carry my seed.”

      run, girl, run.

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